Alice calls Gary Grant (wearing a big creepy cat outfit) “Cheshirepuss”
Humpty Dumpty was absolutely mortifying but was also kind of giving Mae West
Absolutely unhinged dinner scene, something that should only be watched after taking a gummy
“If the Mock Turtle would be so kind” was the most unintentionally funny line
They did NOT need to use real flamingos for the croquet scene, my blood is still boiling like WTF 🤬
Faye Dunaway lays it on thick. “Can you make a perfect Rob Roy?” is her best line in her post-Mommie Dearest era. (Btw I tried TWICE to order a Rob Roy after seeing this movie and each time it was a struggle, does no one know how to make a Rob Roy these days??)
There’s a lot of gunshots in this movie, but no one ever aims for anyone, it’s always just like shooting indiscriminately hoping you hit a wailing Faye Dunaway. There is also the best (and most unexpected) car explosion scene I’ve seen in a TV movie.
girl had a list of resolutions to improve her life and put “read one book cover to cover” but not “come out of the closet” 😞
