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Recent reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Scandi gladiator with added burping, farting, and occultism. Extra points for Willem Dafoe and Björk turning up for 15 seconds to act crazy

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Truly gagged by the films ending. Obsessed with vaping cardinals.

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  Can’t trust two divas to run an empire, they should’ve been in the club

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  The Shawshank Redemption 1994

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jun 2024

  Distraught about Brooks

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