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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Christopher Hemmsworth plays a goofy ass super chud and Anya-Taylor Joy has the prettiest eyes on this planet. Movie is super fun, RIP Pissboy. We will witness your piss nuke in Valhalla.
This is like some extra DLC for Fury Road that I hadn't realized I needed, and it's much appreciated.
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The Timekeepers of Eternity 2021
I'm not one for reviews that aren't brain rot or guys kissing, but it's insane that this film exists. It could've really blew it too, there has never been a movie like this and I don't think there ever will be? It's just a recutting of the infamously awful Langoliers series from 1995 on the surface, except condensed, given a gritty filter, and printed out on paper before being animated.
The stylistic choice of the manipulated printer paper ties so…
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The Lighthouse 2019
william dafoe and robert pattinson straight jorkin it for over an hour and a half and almost kissing
tldr: toxic doomed yaoi for the worst people (literally me) who also happen to be fascinated with marine biology and maybe the ocean in general plus other stuff (doomed yaoi)
this movie smells
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