EdgarXReal

EdgarXReal

I am renowned film critic Edgar X

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Darkon
  • Harakiri

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  • Dark Was the Night

    ★★½

  • Texas Killing Fields

    ★★½

  • Clerks II

    ★★★

  • Vivarium

    ★★

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  • Ice Cream Man

    Ice Cream Man

    ★½

    What the fuck this bald ass retard gets so many bitches he doesn't even notice.

    The movie sucks anyway.

    -Edgar X

  • Dismissed

    Dismissed

    ★★★

    I understand where this movie is coming from. Sometimes you sigma too hard and lose control. If your teacher isn't skibidi and has L rizz it can be hard. It’s important to remember to control your edge, or you might goon too much on everyone. Lucas needs to learn that. Solid Saturday night flick. Was able to earn 3 stars without any boobs.

    This has been an Edgar X review

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  • Fire and Ice

    Fire and Ice

    ★★★★

    Idk what this movie was actually about. But it gets a solid 4 from me cuz we got an eyeful of Ass for 2 straight hours, and I was expecting nerd shit like dragons and knights and stuff so that was a pleasant surprise. Good work. They just don’t make them like they used to

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    You see how this movie's poster kinda looks like a boner? and the Name is also an allusion to some kind of Penis Event?

    Well, you will not have a boner when sitting through this trash.

    The movie sucks, the mind behind this movie sucks. and it is an insult to the art of Cinema

    -from the journal of Edgar X

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