Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  My entire world view can be explained by watching this film.

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  Under the Skin 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  I don't even know how to put into words what I'm feeling right now. I- fuck man. Go into this one blind. I feel so viscerally unnerved.

Popular reviews

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  Cool as Ice 1991

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2019

  A dystopian epic masterpiece the likes of which has not been seen in years. Any cinephile worth their salt could quote this motion picture from start to finish without hesitation. Vanilla Ice's jacket alone deserved an Oscar but sadly the Academy just doesn't understand film as we do. At least we know deep in our hearts that we, just like our hero in place of a zero, are cool as ice.

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  The Flash 2023

  ½ Watched 25 Jun 2023

  Watched in SD on Twitter

  Maybe the worst comic book movie I’ve seen in my lifetime? Jury’s still out but what I can say is that this film is a train wreck. A flash movie that hardly spends time with the flash, a confusing and lifeless interpretation of the Flashpoint story, and a movie so hell bent on nostalgia that it bends over backwards to embarrass itself with shambling corpses from a better time. This film expects a general audience…