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Recent reviews

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  Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  The plot is pretty standard, but good god the fights are the most incredible shit

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  Adaptation. 2002

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  You can really feel Donald Kaufman’s contributions to the screenplay. “The 3” is gonna be 2003s biggest film I'm calling it now.

Popular reviews

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  Riddle of Fire 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 May 2024 1

  All of Jodie’s dialogue being subtitled is my favorite bit of this movie

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Okay so obviously the dialogue, CGI, acting, sense of comedic timing, action choreography, action set pieces, and sets in general are all fucking awful. No surprise there. So I won’t be going into all that. This review comes from someone who has played more Borderlands 2 than probably every other activity that I have done, aside from sleeping.
       How the hell can you make a Borderlands movie with such boring ass guns? There isn’t one, not ONE elemental…

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