Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Picnic at Hanging Rock 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  the cinematic lovechild of sofia coppola & david lynch - or perhaps one of the many seeds from which both their sensibilities derived - of course i was going to love this. nothing without ceremony, nothing without weight. a gorgeous impressionistic painting depicting heaven & hell in the garden of girlhood. an idyllic, sunlit, horror-adjacent fever daydream.

  the motives behind the girls' disappearance is a mystery to every man onscreen who, for the life of them, cannot fathom a single reason due…

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  The Fifth Element 1997

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  idk why my impression of this movie was that it was serious sci-fi cinema along the lines of blade runner when it is actually a narratively mediocre, goofy spy kids ass movie with a rancid worldview at its heart and really only has its aesthetic quality going for it - loved looking at it, hated living in it. my final takeaway is that as a whole it lowkey kinda sucks but jean-paul THEE GOATier's mind cannot be fucking denied. also chris tucker as ruby rhod was unexpectedly the standout performance for me. bzzz bzzzZ bitch

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 May 2024

  milf —> movie id like to fuck

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Jan 2025

  laughing and crying from joy and from pain and from an inexplicable feeling that a part of you seems to have vanished before you had a chance to say goodbye. gerwig captures the golden glow of childhood, the blunt acceptance of adulthood, and every little thing in between. i miss everything too.