Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Lily Rose depp jumping from the The Weeknd to Bill Skarsgard. Big upgrade imo

  Also the cut I got was censored as shit

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  The monkey chain, the monkey's paw

  
  THE MONKEYYYYYY!

  - Davy Jones

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Felt like a series finale for that Falcon show. Was certainly a movie tho!

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 Aug 2024

  My girl kept asking, why would Ronnie fall for a dude that fast. She can't handle the Seth Goldblum RIZZ.