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Dolittle 2020
synopsis: this film is about a substitute asa butterfield who stumbles into the plot by shotgunning a squirrel next to robert donald juniors house. from that point, it transitions into a hazy fever dream written by your dads unfunny friend and failed presidential candidate JEB!
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i must admit robert junior's study of "petyr baelish dialect" was admirable if not alarming to the viewer. i would describe the vibe as a lesser game of thrones episode or perhaps the…
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Hard Target 1993
PROLOGUE:
this is the first known Film featuring a soundtrack w/ a sax whammy bar.TAKEAWAY;
the gist is about a woman in search of a dad bod who instead finds a maruchan-haired gunslinger capable of doing the splits. i could remain straight and say that a flavor packet dusting could be sucked through that mans hair and groin. in short, our ultimate dude is malatang-tipped.the lesson of this film, as with most others, is that if you are…
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