Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Warriors of Virtue 1997

  ★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Good lord this film had SUCH a chokehold on me as a child what was wrong with me

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  This Is the Tom Green Documentary 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  His mom’s name is Mary Jane Green which is I think the best name ever

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Jul 2024

  I think this movie rocks and my eyes want to glug glug glug on it forever.

  IF YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TWO CENTS HERE’S MINE

  
  To the people who were disappointed:

  If you do not like a film, and you say it was due to the hype, perhaps you should rethink your role in the movie watching experience… because watching a movie isn’t a one sided act; it involves both the movie AND you. What you bring to that viewing…

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  Northwood Pie 2019

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Aug 2020

  A solid indie. I am in love with forkbeard.

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