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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Accidentally left my review on the page for Falcon and Winter Solider my bad
Anyway, maybe it was because I went into this movie with low expectations, but I was actually pleasantly surprised! Even though it never quite reaches the highs of any of the previous Captain America movies, it’s still a fun time and it was nice to return to the Winter Soldier-esque political thriller vibes.
Even though Incredible Hulk is my least favorite movie in the MCU, it’s nice…
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
GIVE ME BEYOND THE SPIDERVERSE RN I NEED IT GGGGRRRRRR
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Smile 2 2024
Smile 2 improves upon the first movie in almost every way. It’s scarier, gorier, more disturbing, more intense, and genuinely left me feeling gross (in the best possible way) when it ended.
Some people may take issue with its potential over-reliance on jump scares, but god DAMN this movie knows how to do them and do them well. Like I don’t think I can think of any other horror movie with such consistently well-executed jump scares (the only other one…
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