i use my free will to give movies overly high ratings they probably don’t deserve and dumb reviews
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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025
went from crying to being horny to giggling and kicking feet to uncontrollably sobbing to horny again to blushing to even more sobbing
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A Real Pain 2024
my pain is unexceptional
(j’aurais ptet mis plus si on avait pas ruiné ma séance en agitant son popcorn et en me rotant à l’oreille #tweetvisé)
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Beating Hearts 2024
y a pas plus grande histoire d’amour que le poing d’un homme et une surface inerte
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