I watched this for the first time at 22 and it rocked. My parents really did me dirty by not letting me watch this!! (Just kidding, I don’t think they knew it existed lmao)
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Ever After 1998
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Romcom Rating: Eh
Romcom Scale: 2.75 of 3This movie had me cheering and yelling at my computer screen. I love Danielle!! YES SWORD FIGHTING QUEEN!!! So glad she saved herself. Marked it “eh” because the prince was so unlikable I wanted to throw him off a cliff (I kid, I kid but like such a boring and selfish character) & yes he’s a prince, but she deserved better. The only reason I was rooting for him was so he could…
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The Mummy 1999
I know I’m a hater bc I refused to go past the half way point before writing this but the RACISM in this movie?!? I was told to watch this bc the romance was cute but #1 the romance storyline begins in assault and #2 I CANNOT BE LIKE OMG SO CUTIE FUN I LOVE EGYPTOLOGY, ADVENTURE, AND ROMANCE HEHE when it’s as bad as it is. first minutes of the movie I literally went “and that is why you…
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Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011
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Romcom category: (abysmally) horrible
Romcom scale: -1000 out of 3WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING?!? I watched it hoping it would get better and come to some conclusion worth sitting through the annoying characters but it literally ended with a normalization of distributing child pornography and not respecting consent all while playing cute music to romanticize and imply some beautiful message was being learned.
Bro. Robbie is a kid. I’ll give him the fact that he’s a teenage boy…
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