Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Santa Sangre 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  much like fenix, i too have a large snake in my pants😏

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  Lisztomania 1975

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  If I were to tell you this was a biopic, you would not believe me.

  Plus 1 whole star for ringo starr as the pope.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025 1

  I’m upset how they made nosferatu look. this old dead bald fuck does not need a mustache!!! they had this diva looking like jim carey in sonic.

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2024 1

  💖👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾La La Land for lesbians!!!👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾💖

  this was a very david lynch movie through and through. also my cat really enjoyed this. especially the part where billy ray cyrus made a cameo. she started going absolutely bezerk after that. then she absolutely lost her shit when they started lezzing out. and thats not a euphemism guys i mean my actual cat suzie who is an effing tweaker. she got so pissed off she knocked over my plate of mini pancakes and…