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  Coco 2017

  ★★★★★ Added

  I HAD TO WALK LIKE, 6 BLOCKS FROM THE THEATER BACK TO MY APARTMENT, SOBBING HYSTERICALLY THE WHOLE WAY THERE.

  IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

  I LOVED THIS MOVIE MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF.

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  The Disaster Artist 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2017

  OH this was a really good movie. I liked it a lot. Loved it, even.

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2017

  I was laughing so hard thinking about Kylo Ren looking like that one meme that I had to sprint out of the movie theater.

  This movie was really long, and I'm too dumb to understand it all.

  I loved John Boyega and Kelly Marie Tran though.

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  Drive 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Oct 2017

  You know that meme where the anon on 4chan talks about how he pretended for 4 years to be like Ryan Gosling in Drive? I thought that was the funniest shit, but now that I've seen Ryan Gosling's cherubic face in the 2011 hit film Drive, I can't help but want to be the butch equivalent of Ryan Gosling in this film.

  Maybe this is the 50% Straight-White-Dude that comprises my lesbian-DNA, but there's some sort of strange Gosling-envy that…

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