Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  i could name at least three scenes where they should’ve kissed

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  The Emperor's New Groove 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Jul 2024

  contracted stage 4 ijbolitis

Popular reviews

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  Nobody Knows 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2021

  where’s my hot detective milf neighbor?

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  Girls in Uniform 1958

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2023

  i didn't expect to enjoy this as i was anticipating for it to be entirely melancholic and gloomy but this surprisingly injected serotonin directly into my brain (the number of times i beamed and swung my legs and twirled my hair whenever lilli palmer showed up is countless it's embarrassing). it had everything i didn't know i needed: chaotic boarding school girls, a homophobe getting her ass kicked, a gay version of romeo and juliet, a drunkenly dramatic proclamation of…