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Licorice Pizza 2021
When you open a film with pedophilia this extreme idk how I’m supposed to root for these people. Unnecessary sequences that seemed to be just placed for the sake of more unnecessary running sequences. Unfortunate because the themes and actions chosen to display the nature of their attraction were pretty creative. Just no way I can get behind the decade age gap. Roles reversed or not it’s hard to watch
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There Will Be Blood 2007
I can’t exactly give my commentary and what this film says beyond capitalism vs Christianity and turning Christianity into business. This character study, as usual with DDL and PTA, are captivating and breath taking. More than anything, this film felt like a performance piece for DDL, pushing him to achieve his full range. PTA pulls together a beautiful balance between a vengeful and seemingly incidental comedic character. It’s hard to say what makes this film so captivating and yet I…
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The Iron Claw 2023
I have the anti curse because I am three for three with these movies lately. That was brutal. Worst pain I’ve felt since Manchester by the Sea. Fucking criminal that they could start that having me laughing. I’m laughing and suddenly I’m sobbing. Don’t watch this if you have feelings.
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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
my brother told me "watch this and DON'T turn it off" well I have no goddamn idea what that was or how this man convinced anyone to fund this film. I can only describe it as Lucas called it, "long form brainrot" I felt like I had doomscrolled wayyyy too far and stumbled across an AI generated student short film. That being said, that shit was hilarious
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