Ian Jewell

Ian Jewell

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • Felon

    ★★★

  • Star Trek: The Cage

    ★★

  • Star Trek: Nemesis

    ★★½

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    ★★★

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  • Major League

    Major League

    ★★★★½

    “You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?”

  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat

    ★★½

    “She’s not a retard, she’s an idiot savant”

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  • Superstar

    Superstar

    ★★★

    “What was that you horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?”

    “I told her to move her big, white butt or I would cold cock her honkey ass”

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