Favorite films

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  I understand that more than a few people found it difficult to take this portrayal of Orlock seriously due to the mustache. Personally, I did not find the mustache to be an issue. It was more that every time he speaks, he sounds exactly like Bollo from The Mighty Boosh.

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  Hack-O-Lantern 1988

  Watched 15 Oct 2024

  Whenever there is a Halloween party in a movie, the question is no longer "Is this a good movie?", but instead, "Do I want to be at this party?" I was leaning toward yes, but then the guy starting doing his bit.

Popular reviews

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  Satanic Cults and Ritual Crime 1990

  Watched 16 Nov 2022

  I own a few Slayer records, was once a teenager, acknowledge the existence of the numbers 3,6,9,and 13, and on occasion have been known to draw a circle. I don't know, guys, you may want to steer clear of me. I'm at Fun and Games level now, but before you know it, you'll have a Dabbler on your hands.

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  Orphan: First Kill 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2023

  The first half is very heavy with prequel-itis (yes, you do get to see the origin of her choker), but if you can make it through, you will be rewarded by a shift into greatness in the second half!

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