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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Nervous about the Weimar-era reboots bc guess what came right after 1920s Germany. Anyway this shit ripped, I want to fuck death and shame and shadows to save the town

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jun 2024

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Popular reviews

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  Midnight in Paris 2011

  ★★ Watched 09 Feb 2022

  Ooooo I’m Woody Allen and I’m going to write myself as Owen Wilson and have different gorgeous women want to fuck me because of how insightful and artistic I am 🤪 also my wife is mean!!!
  Ironic messaging of a movie about the perils of romanticizing fantasy and nostalgia when all this dude does is write masturbatory fantasies into which he can retreat. Write all the fun prose about cities and art you want, it doesn’t change the fact that…

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2022

  Boogie nights was enough 1970s romanticization for me thank you

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