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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

  ½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  BIG STICKY MESS. agrenadelauncherthatshoots GLUE FOAMMMM

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  Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997

  ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

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Popular reviews

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  Caravaggio 1986

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025 1

  I fuck with this movie HARD. Nothing happens. Just pure cock vibes. No concern abt historical accuracy, ALL fuckable italian polygamist art commune. Almost no one talks and when they do it’s the most insane sentence your mind could possibly conjure.
  Every single shot is gorgeous. We need to return to form and make more of these

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  The Lawnmower Man 1992

  ★★ Rewatched 28 Oct 2024

  Fun new drinking game: take a shot every time there’s heavy handed christian imagery and fucking die 15 mins into the movie ❤️

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