eisherwall

eisherwall

Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Moulin Rouge!

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  • The Red Shoes

    ★★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★½

  • Pink Flamingos

    ★★★★

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  • The Red Shoes

    The Red Shoes

    ★★★★★

    The Red Shoes is a cautionary tale about what happens when straight people get in the way of a homosexual’s creative vision. It also means everything.

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    Isabella Rossellini using a photocopier… camp. A great political thriller willing to risk being a little ridiculous. Curious to see how audiences receive the ending but to me it was a slay. However, there should have been a lip sync battle

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  • La Chimera

    La Chimera

    ★★★★★

    will update with further thoughts shortly… it’s so important for the culture rn to see josh o’connor be hungry and talented while synth music plays.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    This was so egregious that it inspired me to make a Letterboxd account just to give it a bad review. I knew exactly how it wanted me to feel at every minute and resented it. More a simulacrum than a film, with no credit given to its audience. Felt like an imaginary movie made to supply endless tumblr gifsets. One star for the actors who tried so hard to wrangle something out of this scipt, they deserve better... If you're cold, they're cold etc.

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