Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2024

  another horror movie where I’d have killed myself in the first 15 minutes rather than even attempting to survive the ordeal

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  Her 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 22 May 2024

  Eerie, realistic, beautifully shot and wonderfully acted — but a little too incel-coded for me. A good reminder to touch grass regularly

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  The Nice Guys 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 May 2024

  To the birds

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2024

  This is the single greatest piece of American propaganda ever released. I’m by no means a “patriot”, but after viewing this film I googled the process of joining ROTC 🦅🇺🇸

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