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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  the entire movie is based around the straight couple’s first date which happened to be soundtracked by one of the gayest songs i’ve ever heard

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  the scariest parts were the abrupt cut to broad daylight in which i was expected to believe was a natural transition, and all the science equipment and tarps that reminded me of my childhood fear of the movie ET (which was one of only two VHS tapes available at my grandma’s house). 

  
  yes, eat the rich stories are almost as overdone as multiverse movies right now. yes, jenna ortega will be in teenage role purgatory until she’s pushing 40. yes, i mostly laughed when i was supposed to.

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2024

  pros: 
  -fun wardrobe
  -good music
  -great acting
  -tremendously sad

  cons: 
  -tremendously sad, but left out a whole brother 
  -sometimes the brothers’ hair made me giggle
  -the man next to me in the theater took off his shoes and kept burping in my direction

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