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  Remember the Titans 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  One time my high school football team went on an undefeated season, it was exactly like this (I didn't watch a single game)

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  Metaphorically, there is a gun in the middle of the table, ready to be reached for, every single time my whole gang gathers for a meal. Doesn't matter which gang, any of them.

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025 3

  I know I've been too obsessed with Lincoln recently, but a movie with no dialogue gives you a lot of time to think. And somebody, somewhere, will appreciate this. So here's all the characters as members of Lincoln's cabinet.

  Capybara - Lincoln
  Cat - Seward
  Bird - Welles
  Lemur - Chase
  Dog - Stanton

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I arguably had a worse week than her, because this canonically takes place the same week as the tragic Islanders×Rangers stadium series. So I know how she feels, a little bit.

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