Ethan

Ethan Patron

a muppet of a man (he/him)

Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Ant-Man
  • The Thing

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

  • The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★★

  • Ciao! Manhattan

    ★★★

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★½

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  • Cowboy Bebop

    Cowboy Bebop

    ★★★★★

    Thought I'd finish off my rewatch on the day my column on how Cowboy Bebop changed my life would be published.

    “YOU’RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT.”

    One sentence that will stick with me for the rest of my life.

    Some of my favorite stories are those of people sharing their experience with a work of art, whether it’s a book, film, song, or television show, that changed their lives forever. Well, here’s mine.

    During the late hours of certain weeknights…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★★

    It’s a Thursday evening in Hong Kong and you decide to go out for a walk.

    You’re a marketing agent for some big name cellphone company and you’re there on business. You keep being sent around the globe for, what appears to you to be, seemingly meaningless meetings on data coverage and satellite capabilities, accompanied with events full of cheap drinks and small talk.

    After hours of shaking hands and powerpoint presentations, you decide to get some air. You don’t…

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★

    When contemplating how he’d like to end his iconic legacy as one of the greatest filmmakers of all-time, Hayao Miyazaki simply said…


    Bird Up.

  • Little Man

    Little Man

    Oh I didn't watch Little Man, I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.