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Mantracks: A True Story of Fake Fossils 2025
Of all the YouTubers that desperately want to be seen as filmmakers or documentarians Dan Olson manages to be in my opinion the most serious and competent from an actual filmmaking perspective, as well as being self-aware enough to not beat you over the head with the fact that what he’s making are feature length documentaries despite the fact that they are on YouTube. His video essay on the Angry Video Game Nerd, I don’t know James Rolfe, speaks on…
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Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981
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The cute little monkey being a Nazi remains the most heartbreaking twist in cinema history.
Multiple people get shot directly in the head in this movie and it’s rated PG. The MPAA used to be cool. For some reason my parents would let me watch this entire movie as a child but then never let me see the ending of Spider-Man (2002) because Green Goblin bleeds a little from his mouth. I don’t understand either.
“Shut your eyes Marion, don’t look at it. No matter what happens.”
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Mickey 17 2025
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If I ever laid down and a multiple sat up next to me we fucking instantly no questions asked.
“Sauces are the true litmus test of civilization.”
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