There is no logic to my star ratings. Everything is based off vibes and whether or not I believe in astrology that day.
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
There’s a 97% chance this is typical Marvel drivel. But I absolutely love Anthony Mackie’s Captain America so I’ll give it a pass. Torres is a great addition. The vibes really are just a prolonged episode of Falcon and Winter Soldier which while the show had flaws I enjoyed the heck out of it.
The only thing that would have made my viewing experience better is if the people next to me had shut the fuck up at any point.
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Emilia Pérez 2024
Is it a hate crime to give this movie a low rating or is this movie’s existence the hate crime?
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Moulin Rouge! 2001
I was told I had to watch this for pride month since I’d never seen it.
After watching, I believe in bi erasure. As in: I am bi, and I want to erase this movie from my memory
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The Mummy 2017
Her being able to cough up the mercury they were supposedly injecting straight into her veins is bad science, but beyond that…
This movie is dumb. It’s not good, either, but it’s a pretty enjoyable movie overall. (I’m saying this as someone who hasn’t seen the original and therefore has no nostalgia of it to fall back on)
On the TC human peggability scale, it’s a 1/5 (15 seconds scene/line is the only reason it even gets a one)
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