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Recent reviews

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  Assassin's Creed 2016

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I had fun. Fuckin sue me

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Five star movie if it didn’t have This Exact Plot

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Anime Homeward Bound. Delightful in every sense of the word. Kept my cats transfixed as well. Birds are FUCKING DICKHEADS that are sub animal and should be gunned out of the sky like the degenerate freaks they are.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Something very Rhodesian about the white African guy being the best at fighting. Fuck uou this movie rules. The monkey general underrated move

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