Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ½ Rewatched 05 Feb 2025

  bunch of english literature twats

Popular reviews

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  Crazy Love 1987

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2022 1

  something about being a child and wanting to marry a princess dressed in white…something about dancing with a princess as a spotty teen covered with a mask of white toilet roll…something about carrying a dead girl in a white sheet into the sea and not coming back.

  (ie. the best film i’ve ever hated)

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  Velvet Goldmine 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2022

  oscar wilde plopping down from a ufo and starting this whole thing was so real