Love might hurt, but not as much as seeing Ke Huy Quan and Daniel Wu wasted so badly in this. I didn't think a film that's 80 minutes in length could feel so long.
Ariana DeBose is a big deal and an Oscar winner apparently, but my experience of her is this, Argyle, and Kraven the Hunter, so.... Yeah.
Gets two stars because the fights are at least well shot, but my main takeaway from this was "Maybe Jackie Chan's more recent stuff wasn't all that bad?"
Good but not great for me. Didn't like it as much as I hoped due to Goldie Hawns character being surprisingly unlikeable. Fantastically shot though.
90's Mark Dacascos deserved to be bigger than Van Damme and Seagal combined.
The fact that he never became a huge action star is a cinematic crime.
I went into Alien: Romulus with a fair amount of trepidation. As a huge fan of the whole series who enjoyed Ridley Scott's flawed but fascinating evolution of the franchise into more of a philosophical thriller, I was unsure if a return to pure horror would fully satisfy me.
So I was relieved to find Romulus a fantastically thrilling experience. It feels like Fede Álvarez was told "Do Don't Breathe in Space" and I don't mean that as a bad…
