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  • Barbarian

    ½

  • Alien: Romulus

  • It Ends with Us

    ½

  • Airheads

    ★★½

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ½

    Feminist revenge porn through a poorly rendered format of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    Baa baa baa bullshit!

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    How hard is it to just make a non-canon flick based on the xenomorph ecology?

    Why do they always have to make a homage script crossing over familiar scenarios (in this case referencing the first four movies) to justify green-lighting this project?

    What was this film even supposed to be? What does it mean outside of the corporatist/slave-labour theme? In this case Romulus was completely shallow in delivering such a theme.

    The only positive aspects about this film was the…

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    ½

    I'm covering all three here.

    Let it be known that anyone who overuses flashbacks and exposition to fill gaps in-between the narrative is not a real writer.

    Where do I begin?

    Everything and everyone was a caricature of the current polity of the western world; in particular the United States of America.

    At some point, it becomes overly apparent that nothing in this trilogy (it really could have been condensed into a singular feature, but we all know it was…

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    Next

    ★½

    Why does Nicolas Cage have a Margaret Thatcher haircut? Who told him this would ever fly in a clairvoyant, magician, detective action-suspense flick?

    Throwback-Thatcher of the 2000's Cage era aside, the cinematographer needs to decide on whether the film should have a consistent warm or cold tone. Shifting between the two makes it feel like two film crews making separate movies with the same script (that poor fuckin' editor!).