Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dark Phoenix 2019

  ★ Watched 05 Jun 2019 1

  What a dull grind of bad decisions.

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  Aquaman 2018

  ★½ Watched 12 Dec 2018 1

  An Oscar for Patrick Wilson being able to deliver the line "Call...me...Oceanmaster!" with a completely straight face.

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 2016

  ★ Watched 23 Nov 2016 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Venom 2018

  ★ Watched 03 Oct 2018

  I gave this movie my money because I'm an idiot.

  Don't be like me. Don't be an idiot.

  I'm giving one star just because Tom Hardy spends the entire movie doing an amazing Charlie Kelly impression. Not Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly.