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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Naomi Ackie could break MY neck am I right???

  Bizarre film tbf. It was giving Challengers In space at one point which I was massively into, but at other points it felt like a cheesy action flick / 2010s teen dystopian film.

  R-Patz slayed though.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Gary Barlow, what are you doing here???

  Loved this. Wasn't expecting to laugh so much but oh my GOD Mikey Madison deserved that Oscar. She was actually brilliant and got you to root for her IMMEDIATELY. 

  Fuck Vanya also.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  I genuinely think the only part of this film that wasn't totally horrendous and downright offensive was Zoe Saldaña's performance (which was good, not AMAZING imo). 

  Why anyone casting a musical would choose actors who have to speak/whisper their way through most of the songs is BAFFLING also.

  I'd argue the silly "FROM MAN TO WOMAN OR WOMAN TO MAN" song is actually the best thing about this film because at least it made me laugh.

  It will likely sweep the Oscars because people are thick.

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  Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  Jennifer Garner BODIES every scene she's in and unfortunately I fancied Connor Mead from the second his misogynistic ass came on screen

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