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The Assessment 2024
The Assessment is like walking into a pop quiz on the Monday you return from break, except this quiz decides if you get to have a child or not.
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Snow White 2025
Alright, class, gather around. It’s time to grade the latest Disney's Snow White, and let’s just say this group project didn’t exactly impress me. Its getting 2.5 stars — and that two and a half star? Yeah, it was earned under EXTREME circumstances, and the only reason it’s even passing is because of Miss Rachel Zegler.
Miss Zegler came in, rolled up her sleeves, and did all the heavy lifting like the true overachiever she is. If you were to hand out participation awards, she'd be walking away with a big gold medal. Everyone else? They get the equivalent of a ‘needs improvement’ sticker.
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The Brutalist 2024
And if you kick every immigrant out of this country, then who is going to build your buildings HARRISON LEE VAN BUREN?
