ElbyIA

ElbyIA

Favorite films

  • In Bruges
  • Léon: The Professional
  • The Jerk

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  • Police Story

    ★★★★½

  • Longlegs

    ★★★½

  • Time Trap

    ½

  • Small Soldiers

    ★★★★

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Time Trap

    Time Trap

    ½

    Love how easy this movie is to make fun of. Love how every time I thought it couldn’t get more dumb it did. Love how many supernatural/sci-fi concepts they introduced and then moved on from. Love how Furby is as annoying as the toy he’s named after. Just a wildly dumb movie that also turned out to be super racist out of nowhere.

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  • Small Soldiers

    Small Soldiers

    ★★★★

    Phil Hartman’s final cinematic gift to the world. If only he had some small soldiers of his own to defend him from his wife.

  • Videodrome

    Videodrome

    ★★★

    Me before seeing this movie: I’m never gonna be horny for televisions.
    Me after seeing this movie: I literally can’t wait to fuck my television.

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