Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea 2000

  ★★★½ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  this one was for the bad bitches

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  i would spend the rest of my life crawling round on all fours like a dog eating nothing but the shit off her shoes if jordana brewster told me to so yeah murders understandable

Popular reviews

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Dec 2021 2

  BRIE EVANTEE… Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum

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  Cunk on Shakespeare 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2023

  diane morgan mother