EldritchSix

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A polite & articulate ghoul

Favorite films

  • The Wild Robot
  • Terrifier 3
  • Nosferatu
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★

  • You've Got Mail

    ★★½

  • Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX -Beginning-

    ★★★½

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★

    She’s not even that thick for real!? I’ll take the thicky from Love Actually any day.

  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    ★★½

    Finally a movie showing that even wealthy corporate execs can have their dreams come true 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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  • Woman of the Hour

    Woman of the Hour

    ½

    Fuckin YUCK, a bizarre move for Anna Kendrick to cast herself as the woman that single handedly stopped sexism. I get it I get it, the micro aggressions her character experiences are meant to show the environment that allows a serial killer to exist and thrive but I feel like that message is pretty muddled when I’m forced to see what I’ve seen labeled as “tasteful” recreations of rape and murder that happened to real women. Fuck off with this Taylor Swift feminism bullshit.

  • Lil Nas X: Long Live Montero

    Lil Nas X: Long Live Montero

    After a carefully crafted internet presence, a string of controversies, and his own boisterous lyrics nothing could have prepared me for just how boring Lil Nas X is. Which is something I imagine the filmmakers were aware of due to the insertion of a climactic tummy ache! GASP. I doubt this was intentional but there is a pretty interesting subtextual film in here about how completely alone he is. Being surrounded by the sycophants he employs and family members who…

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