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Recent reviews

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  Elephant 2003

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  oh i thought this was going to be like dazed and confused or something. i mean, it started with pretty, simple cinematography. cool 2000s outfits and hairstyles. ugh. shame it was a school shooting movie and everyone died. also what a lame ending “eenie meenie miney mo” shut da hell up and shoot me already bro

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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  can’t believe the word ‘cunnttt’ wasn’t considered a compliment in 2010. they would’ve loved saying cunt. they were so cunt. cunt! camp as fuck, cunt as fuck

Popular reviews

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  Everything in Between 2022

  ½ Watched 13 Apr 2024 1

  incredibly uncomfortable to watch that obnoxious woman groom that vulnerable, impressionable teenager. if a movie shows such, why can’t they FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE IT !! gross. parents were terrible, which is good for the storyline but the acting was … questionable.
  sad when one of the few pro psychedelic movies are like this…
  dude this shit is actually unwatchable. the kind of movie a ignorant parent would recommend on facebook.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  watching on opening day in the city was insane man i legitness died.
  only few things i’m like a little ??! on but it’s okay because fnaf isn’t new to bending.
  Animatronics were simply fucking incredible.
  Springtrap !!

  Honestly non-fans would likely still enjoy but ohh man many fans will treasure this forever.

  as much as i will crave a sequel, very very sweet just as is <3

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