Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Maybe I could have liked this if I hadn’t read the book, instead I’m severely disappointed.

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  Close to You 2023

  ★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  elliot page’s return to movies !

Popular reviews

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★½ Watched 10 Aug 2023

  cannot believe how many people have rated this 5 stars… they literally have 0 chemistry. also Uma Therman’s accent is so horrible and every line she says is just “gay people slay queen”.

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2023

  i just love these little turtle guys. also it’s kinda funny that the humans look way more scary than the turtles. way too many mentions of milking.