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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  shes agp as fuck and we love it!

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  you know i was seriously at risk of having something to think about after leaving the movie thank god the epilogue explained so much to me.

Popular reviews

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  Paradise 2023

  ½ Watched 31 Jul 2023

  Every time I was starting to like this movie it did something rly stupid.

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  Nature Valley Crunchy Boy or (The Magic of Oregon) 2022

  Watched 12 Jun 2024 2

  was invited to hate on this via tik tok but can’t bring myself to do it. viscerally upsetting and unsettlingly erotic considering it’s setting (youtube). it kind of reminds me of a lot of the really out there fetish content you can find deep in youtube where it’s just like a guy scratching his back or something but it’s inexplicably in a playlist with 2,000 other videos of similar looking guys scratching their backs. creator (director?) mentioned it’s a parody…

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