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Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jan 2025

  go off cuntclave

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  Movie concept brought to you by bicurious 15 year old boy

Popular reviews

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  Minari 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Nov 2020

  Minari is a beautiful contradiction; it is at once intimate, even mundane, yet somehow also a sweeping epic. Writer/director Chung's  autobiographical tale of his youth as a Korean-American in middle-of-nowhere Arkansas is as honest as it is mesmerizing.

  Named for a Korean herb that can grow anywhere it is planted, Minari masterfully wears its tender heart on its sleeve while simultaneously sidestepping the overly sentimental. It is a lyrical, majestic tribute to the immigrant experience - one that manages to…

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  Single All the Way 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2021 1

  Not to be dramatic but this movie was so bad it caused my family to not talk for the entire duration of Christmas dinner

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