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Favorite films

  • Baby Driver
  • Ford v Ferrari
  • The Lego Batman Movie
  • Whiplash

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  • The Exception

    ★★★★

  • Brothers

    ★★★½

  • Prisoners

    ★★★★½

  • Taxi Driver

    ★★★★½

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  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    ★★★½

    In my humble, yet always correct opinion, I would like to review this from wheezy’s perspective. Wheezy is blissfully ignorant to his telos to be played with as a dog toy. I think it is sickening to see such a kind soul used for this vile endeavour. I was initially struck by the moving title: ‘Toy Story’, but am in favourable preference of its successor: ‘Toy Story 2’. The second piece of art allows for an easier flow of speech when pronouncing the title in conversation, and so I am simply unable to rate this piece any higher than a 3.5/5.

  • Frozen

    Frozen

    ★★★

    Would have been higher than a 3 star if Anna died. I think it is unacceptable to raise children without the wider perspective and cruelty of life. My children will certainly NOT be watching this morbid excuse of a film. However, due to Kristoff and Sven’s humble lifestyle I am happy to award this film 3 stars. I appreciate the hardship of Kristoff’s life, and the hardships he faces from the harshness of life as a castaway. The comedy is…

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  • PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie

    PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie

    ★★★★½

    Skye really came into her own in this film; even though she always complains about her size in the show, I never really understood the pain that someone could go through to come out so strongly on the other side of the tunnel. The scene where ‘The Mighty Pups’ defeat Victoria is one of the scenes that will go into the cinema hall of fame. Words cannot express my love for the character work that went into this, as it’s…

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