Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Friday the 13th 2009

  ★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Can’t Recapture the Magic

  Friday the 13th (2009) lays out a decent enough premise and an ultra-violent Jason Voorhees, but is full of too many unbelievably stupid characters and groan inducing one liners to overcome them in the end.

  It’s a muddled and boring mess of a low-rate slasher.

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  The Stand

  The blueprint for every piece of judicial media that has come since, 12 Angry Men lives up to its status as an all time classic. It’s a riveting drama, with powerful moments and showstopping performances.

  And oh so many angry men.

Popular reviews

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  Cult Killer 2024

  ★ Watched 07 Feb 2024

  Cult of Bore

  A talented cast is left underutilized by an abysmal script that lacks suspense and realistic dialogue, while the few moments where the film swings for shock value rarely work. Cult Killer is better off left for dead.

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  The Curse 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2024

  An Unparalleled Viewing Experience

  There exist no words in my vocabulary that would begin to do even the slightest amount of justice to The Curse.

  Give everybody all of the awards.