Eli_Ghoul

Eli_Ghoul

Pretentious Yank with a fetish for foreign films I don't understand

Favorite films

  • True Stories
  • The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

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  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★

  • Jacob's Ladder

    ★★★★

  • Alien

    ★★★★

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★

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  • True Stories

    True Stories

    ★★★★½

    There's no way Bill Wurtz and David Lynch haven't watched this at least once in their lives.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★½

    R.I.P.

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  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ★★★½

    "jEnNy A hOrRiBlE pErSoN"

    She was molested by her father, so she didn't think she deserved love and she thought she would ruin Forrest if she stayed with him. Her love for him kept her coming back to him, but it also kept her away.

    "jEnNy A gOlD dIgGeR"

    She literally walked out on him after he became wealthy and inherited his mother's house.

    "jEnNy ShOuLd HaVe CoNtAcT fOrReSt"

    A single waitress with a kid can't just get up and…

  • Friday the 13th Part III

    Friday the 13th Part III

    ★★★

    This is everything a slasher should be. It's perfectly balanced. Just the right amount of horror, shock value, fun and CAMP. Unlike most slasher series, this is the only entry that knows what it is and how to be itself. Jason's design is the best in the series. The theme is so damn groovy and goofy and it sets the tone for the rest of the movie.