Eli

Eli

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, The Cow Says Moo

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Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • First Reformed
  • The Nice Guys
  • School of Rock

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  • Paris, Texas

    ★★★★★

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★

  • Lost Highway

    ★★★★

  • Calvary

    ★★★★★

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  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    ★★★★★

    Wow

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway

    ★★★★

    David Lynch, Thank You.

    Every once in a while throughout the course of human events an original and profound artistic mind will appear, and through their thoughts and works, we as people receive an opportunity to feel and encounter pieces of the human experience that bring up powerful feelings within us that we otherwise would have never known were there. There are few men more fitting of that description than David Lynch. For over forty years, Lynch has been making…

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  • Everyone Loves Bulldog

    Everyone Loves Bulldog

    ½

    They filmed this at my high school during my senior year, I remember being so excited to finally see the finished product, so you can imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a rushed, unmeaningful and incoherent, furry sex fantasy.

    It's just bad.

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★★★★

    I cry at movies a lot, but the ending of The Whale made me cry and sob uncontrollably in a way that no other piece of media ever has. Everybody needs to watch this movie, and if you haven’t told the people you love that you do love them lately, stop what you’re doing and go do that.

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