Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Austin Powers in Goldmember 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025 1

  I NEED Steven Spielberg’s Austinpussy starring Tom Cruise as Austin Powers to be real. I NEED Danny DeVito as Mini Me to be real.

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  The Muppets' Wizard of Oz 2005

  ★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  How does Wicked, which is 20 minutes away from being 3 hours long, somehow feel shorter than this 1 hour and 40-minute-long movie?? Why is it aggressively sexual at times? What were Disney and the Muppets crew thinking when making this shit?

  At least it's a bit better than Kermit's Swamp Years because as bad and boring as this is, at least it's more memorable. And it has that out of nowhere Quentin Tarantino cameo, so that's something.

Popular reviews

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  Pinocchio 2022

  ★★ Watched 09 Sep 2022

  I don't think I can rest again at night, because CGI Jiminy Cricket is now officially my new sleep paralysis demon.

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  Nimona 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Jul 2023

  I have finally shown my parents this movie, and yeah, they freaking adored it almost as much as I do. Now my mom is recommending it to some of my other family members. Also I think this movie is starting to become a recent hyper-fixation of mine the more times I watch it… please send help.