Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  That is probably THEE tightest 90 spy thriller I’ve seen to date!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  I'm completely conflicted on this one, moreso than I have been about a movie in a WHILE. I solidly like a lot more about this than I dislike, but what I dislike tanks it so hard for me. Creativity, cinematography, and acting performances are all great. The body horror is obviously off the charts, which is cool to see in something that's getting so much mainstream buzz. Honestly, it's the dialogue that ruins this for me in so many ways.…

Popular reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ½ Watched 06 Sep 2023 2

  Ai generated garbage. Mads Mikkelsen sort of looks like my grandpa, Phoebe from fleabag is charming, and I couldn’t ever hate Harrison Ford’s old ass. Not enough to earn any redemptive points for me. You’d have to be in a cave full of methane gas to think that the reason this sucks, or the reason “Indiana Jones heads” think this sucks is because there’s a girl in it. Get real. This is a heartless cash grab

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  The Needle 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2021

  For better or for worse, it was like 20 of my favorite movies compressed into one experimental piece

  RIP Viktor Tsoi, who clearly had a lot more talent to give the world