Eli

Eli

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Evil Dead II
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • Black Christmas

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  • Memoir of a Snail

    ★★★★

  • Trap

    ★★★★

  • Rose Island

    ★★★

  • Tigers Are Not Afraid

    ★★★½

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  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★★

    Trap haters don’t realize that this is supposed to be a comedy

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    The most bizarre thing that happened didn’t even happen during this movie. A girl started sobbing out of nowhere and everybody just kinda accepted it??

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  • Nineteen Eighty-Four

    Nineteen Eighty-Four

    ★★½

    Not enough sex

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    Just a reminder that Adam Sandler’s next film is Hubie Halloween directed by Steven Brill (Little Nicky) and it also stars Kevin James, Julie Bowen, and Maya Rudolph.

    “If I don’t get it (the Oscar), I’m going to fucking come back and do one again that is so bad on purpose just to make you all pay. That’s how I get them”