Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  god i was so so excited for this just for it to be boring and messy. It had the potential to be so good as well but it was just stale. 

  i enjoyed the trailer more then the film.

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The kind of film which makes you go "oh?" on 50 separate occasions

Popular reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  the fact that bro rang his discord friend in a life or death situation to save him is peak cinema. This is the level of friendship i expect from the randoms i meet on there

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  i forgot how utterly insane the last 15 minutes of this are omg